﻿{"id":3842,"date":"2017-01-19T16:31:40","date_gmt":"2017-01-19T15:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/?page_id=3842"},"modified":"2017-01-19T16:31:40","modified_gmt":"2017-01-19T15:31:40","slug":"le-mauvais-sujet-repenti","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/le-mauvais-sujet-repenti\/","title":{"rendered":"Le mauvais sujet repenti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><i><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">(Texte de Georges Brassens , interpr\u00e9t\u00e9 par Renaud S\u00e9chan)<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">Elle avait la taill&#8217; faite au tour,<br \/>\nLes hanches pleines,<br \/>\nEt chassait l&#8217;m\u00e2le aux alentours<br \/>\nDe la Mad&#8217;leine &#8230;<br \/>\nA sa fa\u00e7on d&#8217;me dir&#8217; : &#8221; Mon rat,<br \/>\nEst-c&#8217;que j&#8217;te tente ? &#8221;<br \/>\nJe vis que j&#8217;avais affaire \u00e0<br \/>\nUn&#8217; d\u00e9butante &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>L&#8217;avait l&#8217;don, c&#8217;est vrai, j&#8217;en conviens,<br \/>\nL&#8217;avait l&#8217;g\u00e9nie,<br \/>\nMais, sans technique, un don n&#8217;est rien<br \/>\nQu&#8217;un&#8217; sal&#8217; manie &#8230;<br \/>\nCertes on ne se fait pas putain<br \/>\nComme on s&#8217;fait nonne,<br \/>\nC&#8217;est du moins c&#8217;qu&#8217;on pr\u00eache, en latin,<br \/>\nA la Sorbonne &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me sentant rempli de piti\u00e9<br \/>\nPour la donzelle,<br \/>\nJ&#8217;lui enseignai, de son m\u00e9tier,<br \/>\nLes p&#8217;tit&#8217;s ficelles &#8230;<br \/>\nJ&#8217;lui enseignai l&#8217;moyen d&#8217;bient\u00f4t<br \/>\nFaire fortune,<br \/>\nEn bougeant l&#8217;endroit o\u00f9 le dos<br \/>\nR&#8217;ssemble \u00e0 la lune &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Car, dans l&#8217;art de fair&#8217; le trottoir,<br \/>\nJe le confesse,<br \/>\nLe difficile est d&#8217;bien savoir<br \/>\nJouer des fesses &#8230;<br \/>\nOn n&#8217;tortill&#8217; pas son popotin<br \/>\nD&#8217;la m\u00eame mani\u00e8re,<br \/>\nPour un droguiste, un sacristain,<br \/>\nUn fonctionnaire &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Rapidement instruite par<br \/>\nMes bons offices,<br \/>\nElle m&#8217;investit d&#8217;une part<br \/>\nD&#8217;ses b\u00e9n\u00e9fices<br \/>\nOn s&#8217;aida mutuellement,<br \/>\nComm&#8217; dit l&#8217;po\u00e8te.<br \/>\nEll&#8217; \u00e9tait l&#8217;corps, naturell&#8217;ment,<br \/>\nPuis moi la t\u00eate &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Un soir, \u00e0 la suite de<br \/>\nMan\u0153uvres douteuses,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">Elle&#8217; tomba victim&#8217; d&#8217;une<br \/>\nMaladie honteuse &#8230;<br \/>\nLors, en tout bien, toute amiti\u00e9,<br \/>\nEn fille probe,<br \/>\nElle me passa la moiti\u00e9<br \/>\nDe ses microbes &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s des injections aigu\u00ebs<br \/>\nD&#8217;antiseptique,<br \/>\nJ&#8217;abandonnai l&#8217;m\u00e9tier d&#8217;cocu<br \/>\nSyst\u00e9matique &#8230;<br \/>\nElle eut beau pousser des sanglots,<br \/>\nBraire \u00e0 tu&#8217;-t\u00eate,<br \/>\nComme je n&#8217;\u00e9tais qu&#8217;un salaud,<br \/>\nJ&#8217;me fis honn\u00eate &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sit\u00f4t priv\u00e9e de ma tutelle,<br \/>\nMa pauvre amie<br \/>\nCourut essuyer du bordel<br \/>\nLes infamies &#8230;<br \/>\nPara\u00eet qu&#8217;elle s&#8217;vend m\u00eame \u00e0 des flics,<br \/>\nQuelle d\u00e9cadence !<br \/>\nY&#8217;a plus d&#8217;moralit\u00e9 publique<br \/>\nDans notre France &#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Texte de Georges Brassens , interpr\u00e9t\u00e9 par Renaud S\u00e9chan) Elle avait la taill&#8217; faite au tour, Les hanches pleines, Et chassait l&#8217;m\u00e2le aux alentours De la Mad&#8217;leine &#8230; A sa fa\u00e7on d&#8217;me dir&#8217; : &#8221; Mon rat, Est-c&#8217;que j&#8217;te tente ? &#8221; Je vis que j&#8217;avais affaire \u00e0 Un&#8217; d\u00e9butante &#8230; L&#8217;avait l&#8217;don, c&#8217;est vrai, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/le-mauvais-sujet-repenti\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Le mauvais sujet repenti&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3842"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}