﻿{"id":3863,"date":"2017-01-19T16:39:43","date_gmt":"2017-01-19T15:39:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/?page_id=3863"},"modified":"2017-01-19T16:39:43","modified_gmt":"2017-01-19T15:39:43","slug":"le-bistrot","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/le-bistrot\/","title":{"rendered":"Le bistrot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><i><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">(Paroles de Georges Brassens, interpr\u00e9t\u00e9 par Renaud S\u00e9chan)<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">Dans un coin pourri<br \/>\nDu pauvre Paris<br \/>\nSur une place,<br \/>\nL\u2019est un vieux bistrot<br \/>\nTenu par un gros<br \/>\nD\u00e9gueulasse.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">Si t\u2019as le bec fin<br \/>\nS\u2019il te faut du vin<br \/>\nD\u2019premi\u00e8re classe,<br \/>\nVa boire \u00e0 Passy<br \/>\nLe nectar d\u2019ici<br \/>\nTe d\u00e9passe.<\/p>\n<p>Mais si t\u2019as l\u2019gosier<br \/>\nQu\u2019une armure d\u2019acier<br \/>\nMatelasse<br \/>\nGo\u00fbte \u00e0 ce velours<br \/>\nCe petit bleu lourd<br \/>\nDe menaces<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">Tu trouveras l\u00e0<br \/>\nLa fine fleur de la<br \/>\nPopulace,<br \/>\nTous les marmiteux,<br \/>\nLes calamiteux<br \/>\nDe la place.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">Qui viennent en rang,<br \/>\nComme des harengs<br \/>\nVoir en face<br \/>\nLa belle du bistrot<br \/>\nLa femme \u00e0 ce gros<br \/>\nD\u00e9gueulasse.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">Que je boive \u00e0 fond<br \/>\nL\u2019eau de toutes les fon-<br \/>\nTaines Wallace,<br \/>\nSi d\u00e9s aujourd\u2019hui,<br \/>\nTu n\u2019es pas s\u00e9duit<br \/>\nPar la gr\u00e2ce.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">De cette jolie f\u00e9e<br \/>\nQui, d\u2019un bouge, a fait<br \/>\nUn palace<br \/>\nAvec ses appas<br \/>\nDu haut jusqu\u2019en bas<br \/>\nBien en place<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">Ces tr\u00e9sors exquis<br \/>\nQui les embrasse qui<br \/>\nLes enlace\u00a0?<br \/>\nVraiment c\u2019en est trop<br \/>\nTout \u00e7a pour ce gros<br \/>\nD\u00e9gueulasse\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">C\u2019est injuste et fou<br \/>\nMais que voulez-vous<br \/>\nQu\u2019on y fasse\u00a0?<br \/>\nL\u2019amour se fait vieux<br \/>\nIl a plus les yeux<br \/>\nBien en face<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">Si tu fais ta cour<br \/>\nT\u00e2che que tes discours<br \/>\nNe l\u2019agacent<br \/>\nSois poli, mon gars<br \/>\nPas de geste ou ga<br \/>\nRe \u00e0 la casse<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">Car sa main qui claque<br \/>\nPunit d\u2019un flic-flac<br \/>\nLes audaces<br \/>\nCertes il n\u2019est pas n\u00e9<br \/>\nQui mettra le nez<br \/>\nDans sa tasse<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">Pas n\u00e9 le chanceux<br \/>\nQui d\u00e9g\u00e8lera ce<br \/>\nBloc de glace<br \/>\nQui fera dans le dos<br \/>\nLes cornes \u00e0 ce gros<br \/>\nD\u00e9gueulasse<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;\">Dans un coin pourri<br \/>\nDu pauvre Paris<br \/>\nSur une place<br \/>\nUne esp\u00e8ce de f\u00e9e<br \/>\nD\u2019un vieux bouge a fait<br \/>\nUn palace.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Paroles de Georges Brassens, interpr\u00e9t\u00e9 par Renaud S\u00e9chan) Dans un coin pourri Du pauvre Paris Sur une place, L\u2019est un vieux bistrot Tenu par un gros D\u00e9gueulasse. Si t\u2019as le bec fin S\u2019il te faut du vin D\u2019premi\u00e8re classe, Va boire \u00e0 Passy Le nectar d\u2019ici Te d\u00e9passe. Mais si t\u2019as l\u2019gosier Qu\u2019une armure d\u2019acier &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/le-bistrot\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Le bistrot&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3863"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}