﻿{"id":527,"date":"2016-09-29T02:08:06","date_gmt":"2016-09-29T00:08:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/?page_id=527"},"modified":"2016-09-30T15:36:04","modified_gmt":"2016-09-30T13:36:04","slug":"jojo-le-demago","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/jojo-le-demago\/","title":{"rendered":"Jojo le d\u00e9mago"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 align=\"center\"><strong>(Renaud S\u00e9chan)<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<p><strong>Attachez vos ceintures,<br \/>\n\u00e9teignez vos m\u00e9gots,<br \/>\ncar voici l&#8217;aventure<br \/>\nde Jojo le d\u00e9mago.<\/p>\n<p>Voici l&#8217;histoire pas tr\u00e8s banale<br \/>\nd&#8217;un gars qu&#8217;\u00e9tait fils de prolo,<br \/>\nqui travaillait la nuit aux Halles,<br \/>\nqui tra\u00eenait jamais les bistrots.<br \/>\nL&#8217;avait d&#8217;l&#8217;allure, l&#8217;avait d&#8217;la classe,<br \/>\nl&#8217;avait pas l&#8217;air d&#8217;un gigolo,<br \/>\nil se distinguait de la masse,<br \/>\nl&#8217;avait l&#8217;\u00e9toffe d&#8217;un hidalgo.<\/p>\n<p>C&#8217;est jojo l&#8217;d\u00e9mago,<br \/>\nl&#8217;pr\u00e9sident des gogos,<br \/>\nqui fascine les p\u00e9qu&#8217;nots<br \/>\nquand il danse le tango.<\/p>\n<p>Jojo avait de l&#8217;ambition,<br \/>\nil voulait oublier son rang,<br \/>\nil r\u00eavait d&#8217;grimper les \u00e9ch&#8217;lons<br \/>\net d&#8217;finir un jour pr\u00e9sident.<br \/>\nY d&#8217;vint l&#8217;idole de la jeunesse<br \/>\ncar il savait se faire aimer,<br \/>\nsurtout des gars d&#8217;Garges-les-Gonesses<br \/>\nqu&#8217;\u00e9taient l\u00e0 que pour faire rimer.<\/p>\n<p>C&#8217;est Jojo l&#8217;d\u00e9mago,<br \/>\nl&#8217;pr\u00e9sident des gogos,<br \/>\non peut voir sa photo<br \/>\nsur les murs du m\u00e9tro &#8211; cad\u00e9ro !<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Un jour il misa son larfeuille<br \/>\nsur un tocard \u00e0 cent contre un,<br \/>\ndans la cinqui\u00e8me course \u00e0 Auteuil,<br \/>\nle cheval gagna haut la main.<br \/>\nJojo toucha le gros pacson,<br \/>\nil s&#8217;arr\u00eata de travailler,<br \/>\nil se fit des tas d&#8217;relations<br \/>\ndu c\u00f4t\u00e9 d&#8217;la bonne soci\u00e9t\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>C&#8217;est Jojo l&#8217;d\u00e9mago,<br \/>\nqu&#8217;a trahi les prolos,<br \/>\nil tra\u00eene les casinos<br \/>\nde Nice \u00e0 Monaco &#8211; ca\u00efne !<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8216;l&#8217;harangua si bien les rombiers<br \/>\nd&#8217;son quartier qu&#8217;un beau jour, enfin,<br \/>\nles p&#8217;tits commer\u00e7ants, les plombiers<br \/>\nl&#8217;\u00e9lirent d\u00e9put\u00e9 du coin. (coin coin !)<br \/>\nMais Jojo qui savait causer<br \/>\nfit tant et si bien son turbin<br \/>\nde repr\u00e9sentant des larbins<br \/>\nqu&#8217;on l&#8217;\u00e9lisa \u00e0 l&#8217;Elys\u00e9e. (O-l\u00e9 !)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>C&#8217;est Jojo l&#8217;d\u00e9mago,<br \/>\nl&#8217;pr\u00e9sident des gogos,<br \/>\nqui vous paye l&#8217;ap\u00e9ro<br \/>\nsur l&#8217;argent des imp\u00f4ts &#8211; pulo !<br \/>\n(un populo&#8230; Tan-go !)<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a9 1974<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Renaud S\u00e9chan) Attachez vos ceintures, \u00e9teignez vos m\u00e9gots, car voici l&#8217;aventure de Jojo le d\u00e9mago. Voici l&#8217;histoire pas tr\u00e8s banale d&#8217;un gars qu&#8217;\u00e9tait fils de prolo, qui travaillait la nuit aux Halles, qui tra\u00eenait jamais les bistrots. L&#8217;avait d&#8217;l&#8217;allure, l&#8217;avait d&#8217;la classe, l&#8217;avait pas l&#8217;air d&#8217;un gigolo, il se distinguait de la masse, l&#8217;avait l&#8217;\u00e9toffe &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/jojo-le-demago\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Jojo le d\u00e9mago&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/527"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sharedsite.com\/hlm-de-renaud\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}